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I’ve had no phone for 5 days. I’m on hols in Whitstable. I’ve got the jitters....

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 12:44:30 +0100

I’ve had no phone for 5 days. I’m on hols in Whitstable. I’ve got the jitters. #nohope

Looks like I’m paying a trip to the Apple store tomorrow to see if they can resuscitate my...

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:00:52 +0000

Looks like I’m paying a trip to the Apple store tomorrow to see if they can resuscitate my phone :(

Seriously awe-inspiring stuff - watch! RT @GemF Watch C4 doc on Japanese earthquake! Incredible...

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 11:38:26 +0000

Seriously awe-inspiring stuff - watch! RT @GemF Watch C4 doc on Japanese earthquake! Incredible footage

MyiPhone is in some sort of coma - it won’t switch on :( Anyone else had this? Battery fucked?

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 19:53:30 +0000

MyiPhone is in some sort of coma - it won’t switch on :( Anyone else had this? Battery fucked?

‘Can’t Touch This’ playing on Heart NOW! (Yes, I know, I know… Heart is...

Sun, 20 Mar 2011 15:43:07 +0000

‘Can’t Touch This’ playing on Heart NOW! (Yes, I know, I know… Heart is shit)

Cat Face party at The Macbeth tomorrow. My beat ‘em up themed costume could work for that too!

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 11:41:01 +0000

Cat Face party at The Macbeth tomorrow. My beat ‘em up themed costume could work for that too!

RT @UKuncut: If you’re in London this Saturday go along to Rocktivism’s debut gig in a...

Fri, 18 Mar 2011 07:41:50 +0000

RT @UKuncut: If you’re in London this Saturday go along to Rocktivism’s debut gig in a bank http://on.fb.me/hh2oCs

Another day of civic duty. Lights out, all out x http://t.co/CBT3P4G

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 17:32:56 +0000

Another day of civic duty. Lights out, all out x http://t.co/CBT3P4G

Another day in the waiting room. Texting with the key tone on, rubbish coffee, talk of liking...

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 03:34:58 +0000

Another day in the waiting room. Texting with the key tone on, rubbish coffee, talk of liking “the Japs”… Gemme outa here.

The health food shop just sold me Prostate Complex pills. Must’ve seen me coming. Or not. Ho...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:31:01 +0100

The health food shop just sold me Prostate Complex pills. Must’ve seen me coming. Or not. Ho ho. (Apparently they’re good for spots)

Spent the evening trying to get the cheapest b&b I could in Rye. Am closing with £55 for the...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:44:40 +0100

Spent the evening trying to get the cheapest b&b I could in Rye. Am closing with £55 for the night, continental brek, no frills. The glamour

That cold Sunblest toast better come to the table slathered in Stork on one of those stainless steel...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:44:40 +0100

That cold Sunblest toast better come to the table slathered in Stork on one of those stainless steel racks from the 70s.

Hmmm. Now I want a steak and a good glass of red. #slaver

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:44:19 +0100

Hmmm. Now I want a steak and a good glass of red. #slaver

That place would be great if it got done up nicely.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:44:19 +0100

That place would be great if it got done up nicely.

I really like The Hive in Brixton. If it could be like that they’d get loads o’ trade.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:44:19 +0100

I really like The Hive in Brixton. If it could be like that they’d get loads o’ trade.

I can’t believe Prince Charles visited the railway pub in Brixton. I’d love to see...

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:44:19 +0100

I can’t believe Prince Charles visited the railway pub in Brixton. I’d love to see inside - apparently it’s lain untouched for ages.

On the bus now. Have moved about 2 yards out of victoria station. Now stuck in a bottleneck. Urgh.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:46:23 +0100

On the bus now. Have moved about 2 yards out of victoria station. Now stuck in a bottleneck. Urgh.

Brixton tube closed - defective train at Oxford Circus. Currently trying to get back on an...

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:46:23 +0100

Brixton tube closed - defective train at Oxford Circus. Currently trying to get back on an overground train. #Monday

The case of a cabbie who talks people to death. Great stuff @Markgatiss!

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:46:23 +0100

The case of a cabbie who talks people to death. Great stuff @Markgatiss!

Someone bring me coffee. And a new head.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:46:23 +0100

Someone bring me coffee. And a new head.